Do you live somewhere in Colorado that's not Denver or Boulder? Are you sick of driving an ungodly amount just to play in a Netrunner tournament? Do you want to hang out with cool people, eat snacks, and break into some megacorporation's servers? Then do I have the tournament for you!

Unless you live on the Western Slope or in the Springs. This state is entirely too big and I'm not going to be of any use to you. But if you live in Fort Collins, Loveland, or Greeley, you're in luck! Kind of.

Smetch Rat Social Club is conveniently located less than 10 minutes from Trevor's house I-25 and has been one of the preeminent gaming establishments in Longmont since 2018-ish! Usually swarming with Magic: the Gathering tryhards players, this nerdnasium (portmanteau of "nerd" and "gymnasium" that I just made up) is also home to robust communities of Star Wars TCG, Lorcana, and Heroclix players. And on Sunday, August 23rd, it's also ours from which to preach the gospel of cyberpunk!

This is going to be a GNK, or at the very least have GNK prizing, plus alts from the communal CO prize box if I can wrest it from Zhae's iron grip. (I may have to distract her by first "forgetting" to set a round timer again.) Everyone is required to bring Seb and Synapse decks This is meant as a casual and new-player friendly event because I'm going to try to rope in some of the locals via a Learn-to-Play hosted by our very own Wigglestick earlier in the week, so feel free to sleeve up those Chrysopeian Skimmings and leave your Hermes at home!

There will be a $10 entry fee paid directly to the club that will serve as your day pass for the use of the facilities. We will most likely play 5 or 6 rounds depending on turnout, with a lunch break after round 2 or 3 depending on how we're feeling. Looking forward to making you all understand how I feel driving down to Wizard's Chest you fu seeing everybody there, especially our NoCo players! If enough of y'all come out hopefully we can do this more often.

Oh who am I kidding after this no one is letting me run a tournament ever again